New Thing
"Men are children who work" -- Judge Judith Sheindlin
See the new thing?
Because I did.
The pretty new thing?
God forbid.
The sweetest new thing making all these waves around her.
We watch her come out to get her mail.
We're on the look-out and on her tail.
The sweetest new thing making all these waves around her.
She moved into the neighborhood just the other day.
She's made a change.
Some alimony we're told.
But she's kept herself up quite well in everyway.
Is she up for more?
Who knows what will unfold for the new thing?
Oh, boy!
The pretty new thing?
My toy!
The sweetest new thing, she is all the rave around her.
Hungry eyes feasting on the amenities
Every time she takes a jog through the park.
And like Monroe dining with the Kennedys,
There's this cold fish darin' to swim with the sharks!
But the new thing has got a knack.
For when the bell rings, she'll watch her back.
The sweetest new thing knows what's going on around her.
The sweetest new thing knows what's going on around her.
The sweetest new thing knows what's going on around her.
©2009, 2016
